Edition 47
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A guy is 72 years old and loves to fish.
He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
He looked around and couldn't see anyone.
He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again,'Pick me up.'
He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen.
I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, 'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
With age comes wisdom.
NOT A JOKE......ELECTRONIC PICKPOCKET
Eight Gifts That Do Not Cost A Cent
1. THE GIFT OF LISTENING...
But you must REALLY listen.
No interrupting, no daydreaming,
No planning your response.
Just listening.
2. THE GIFT OF AFFECTION...
Be generous with appropriate hugs,
Kisses, pats on the back, and handholds.
Let these small actions demonstrate the
Love you have for family and friends.
3. THE GIFT OF LAUGHTER...
Clip cartoons.
Share articles and funny stories.
Your gift will say, "I love to laugh with you."
4. THE GIFT OF A WRITTEN NOTE...
It can be a simple
"Thanks for the help" note or a full sonnet.
A brief, handwritten note may be remembered
For a lifetime, and may even change a life.
5. THE GIFT OF A COMPLIMENT...
A simple and sincere,
"You look great in red,"
"You did a super job,"
Or "That was a wonderful meal"
Can make someone's day.
6. THE GIFT OF A FAVOR...
Every day, go out of your way
To do something kind.
7. THE GIFT OF SOLITUDE...
There are times when we want nothing better
Than to be left alone.
Be sensitive to those times and give
The gift of solitude to others.
8. THE GIFT OF A CHEERFUL DISPOSITION...
The easiest way to feel good is
To extend a kind word to someone.
Really, it's not that hard to say,
Hello or Thank You.
these gifts are good all year long
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Todays poem kindly written & sent in by one of our readers. Thank you Virginia!
O, Joyous Day
O, Joyous Day! The Christ is born!
Look in the stable, not in the inn.
He's come to bear our burdens
and forgive our sins!
The Magi came from far away and
the shepherds from the nearby field.
The Wise Ones bearing costly gifts,
the shephards just came to kneel!
O, Joyous Day our Savior has come!
Let all nations be of good cheer!
He's come to save us one and all,
so there's never a need to fear!
Whether rich or poor, come to Jesus
and there you will be met.
You're welcomed when bringing gifts,
but if you have none, do not fret!
Come as you are and Jesus with
open arms will gather you into the Fold.
Hardened sinner or little child,
He'll welcome you, young or old!
O, Joyous Day! Our Savior is HERE!!!
Virginia Archer
12-09
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