Edition 41
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Baptising an Irishman
A Irish man is stumbling through the woods, totally
Drunk, when he comes upon a preacher
Baptising people in the river.
He proceeds to walk into the water and
Subsequently bumps into the preacher...
The preacher turns around and is almost
Overcome by the smell of alcohol,
Whereupon he asks the drunk,
'Are you ready to find Jesus?'
The drunk shouts, 'Yes, oi am.'
So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water.
He pulls him up and asks the drunk,
'Brother have you found Jesus?'
The drunk replies, 'No, oi haven't found Jesus.'
The preacher shocked at the answer, dunks him
Into the water again for a little longer.
He again pulls him out of the water and asks
Again, 'Have you found Jesus me brother?'
The drunk again answers, 'No, oi I haven't
Found Jesus.'
By this time the preacher is at his wits end And dunks the drunk inthe water again ---
But this time holds him down for about
30 seconds and when he begins kicking
his arms and legs he pulls him up. The preacher
Again asks the drunk, 'For the love of God have you Found Jesus?'
(Are you ready for this????)
The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his
breath and says to the preacher,
'Are you sure this is where he fell in?'
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The World's Coolest Dog. From skateboarding and blowing bubbles under water to
hand stands in motion and double jump rope, there's nothing this little guy
can't do!
Worlds
Coolest Dog
Life is short, eat what you want......
When the menus were presented, we ordered salads, sandwiches, and soups, except for Jim who said, "Ice Cream, please. Two scoops, chocolate.
I couldn't take my eyes off Jim as his pie a-la-mode went down. The other guys couldn't believe it. They ate their lunches silently and grinned.
The next time I went out to eat, I called and invited Jim. I lunched on white meat tuna. He ordered a parfait.
I smiled. He asked if he amused me
I answered, "Yes, you do, but also you confuse me.
How come you order rich desserts, while I feel I must be sensible? He laughed and said "I'm tasting all that is Possible.
I try to eat the food I need, and do the things I should. But life's so short, my friend, I hate missing out on something good.
This year I realized how old I was. (He grinned) I haven't been this old before."
"So, before I die, I've got to try those things that for years I had ignored.
I haven't smelled all the flowers yet. There are too many trout streams I haven't fished. There's more fudge sundaes to wolf down and kites to be flown overhead.
I want to wade again in water and feel ocean spray on my face. I want to sit in a country church once more and thank God for His grace.
I want peanut butter every day spread on my morning toast. I want un-timed long distance calls to the folks I love the most.
I haven't cried at all the movies yet, or walked in the morning rain. I need to feel wind on my face. I want to be in love again.
So, if I choose to have dessert, instead of having dinner, then should I die before night fall, I'd say I died a winner, because I missed out on nothing. I filled my heart's desire. I had that final chocolate mousse before my life expired.."
With that, I called the waitress over.. "I've changed my mind, " I said. "I want what he is having, only add some more whipped cream!"
This is my gift to you - . Live well, love much & laugh often - Be happy.
Be mindful that happiness isn't based on possessions, power, or prestige, but on relationships with people we like and respect.
Unknown Author
King Arthur's Round Table in Chester
Researchers claim to have uncovered the secret of King Arthur's round table. A team lead by historian Chris Gidlow believes that Arthur's court likely convened in the circular space of the Chester Amphitheater, a "table" holding up to 10,000 people. The City of the Legions of the ancient accounts may have been Chester - the original Camelot.
Taken outside my front door, 4th November 2010.
